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Has no T P in bathroom to take a shit with
Ate dude who was taking a shit in J Park 1
T REX
Consumes all kutty shit within path..ie blunts, drinks, shorties, tricks, music, construction equipment
Consumes everything in path, even un kutty shit, ie. animals, people, trees, electric fenses, toilets, children, offspring, bitches on shark week
D REX
Is always chasing some hot blonde scientist chick with the intention of eating her
Something very similar to that
Tie

Has trouble getting to sleep in crib due to highp circumstances and shit

Has trouble getting up in morning due to stomach ache and weak stupid muscleless arms.

D REX

Wrecklessly rides huge tranny, big gaps, long ledges,  Manteo park, his jeep, and boats

Wrecklessly Rides a female T Rex for reproductive purposes and demolishes jeeps by jumping on them

D REX

Demollishes house parties, throws kids from porches, wrecks christmas lights, gets in gnarly fights, hides from police for days, denies all knowlege, pulls it

wrecks parties by eating kids on porch, wrecks entire buildings, grills all beer on scene, roars, continues to move on and bang out, never gets in trouble, doesnt talk to anyone

T REX

Never drives drunk

Drives way drunk and eats cops

T REX

Wears same clothes to work to skate to date to chill to sleep  changes old pairs of shoes daily

Goes naked heavily rocking an un kutty leg, un kutty nutsack combo

D REX

Drinks entire glasses full of liquor with just one drop of soda

makes single drops in water glass when walking around

D REX

Rolls really big blunts and watches "The Hills" when its raining

Rolls cars off hills when its raining

D REX

Has a small dog named girl who leaves a constant trail of piss shit and drool

Leaves a constant trail of piss shit and drool

D I guess

Has little brother who rips and destroys anything left behind by duranasaurus...wins contests unafraid of fighting Duranasaur

Has VelocaRaptors that rip the shit and eat whats left and are unafraid of Tyranasaur

Chase

Has squinty eyes, sharp claws and teeth, clutches forties in tiney arms, Murks.

Has teeth claws no forties smells like shit

D REX-  WINNER